I’m about to start Kate Fox’s book “Watching the English” (the hidden rules of English behaviour!). Earlier in the day, I began to read the introduction where she’s about to return to a train station to “spend a few hours committing a deadly sin: queue jumping”. On the basis of the introduction, I feel pretty confident that I’m going to enjoy the book…..
Then, blow me, this afternoon (while I had Iris in tow – or was it the other way round?) I encountered blatant queue jumping first hand! I was at a cash dispenser, waiting (at a discrete distance as tradition now has it) for a customer to remove his money. He did so and I duly moved towards the machine…. when, out of nowhere, a man (perhaps in his early 60s?) pushed in front of me and thrust his card in the dispenser. In a very un-English way, I found myself uttering the words “excuse me, don’t you know there’s a queue?” (in a very firm and authoritative tone, you understand!). Without turning, the man announced in a loud, sing-song voice “I don’t care!”… and then, when he’d finished using the machine, turned and said “have a nice day” in a completely insincere way and marched off!!
I was absolutely gob-smacked!
PS: next time, I’ll be prepared…. I’ll stand IMMEDIATELY behind the queue-jumper, grab the money as soon as it appears from the dispenser and either run off with it or throw it into the air (I haven’t yet decided).